sublimeabstraction:

“hurry up with my damn croissants.”

15 notes| 2 days ago | via:soy-milks | source:sublimeabstraction |
39 notes| 5 days ago | via:helenaherstell | source:helenaherstell |

samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

325,626 notes| 2 weeks ago | via:lovelyleonardodicaprio | source:eisenberries |

dizzydaydreambeliever:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING

32,819 notes| 2 weeks ago | via:spiderstark | source:dizzydaydreambeliever |

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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97,541 notes| 1 month ago | via:phan-tabulous | source:fefeferi |

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
42,686 notes| 1 month ago | via:sintypuppa | source:primadonnab0i |
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
251,836 notes| 2 months ago | via:harriesbrothers | source:luiehale |

leonardoo-dicaprioo:

hollisfrogmorton:

Hello, my name is Leonardo DiCaprio and I’m here to ruin your life.

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116 notes| 2 months ago | via:joyezz | source:hollisfrogmorton |

kordova:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

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136,678 notes| 2 months ago | via:amazingphil-found-your-blog-and | source:kordova |
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